Me. At least after what I've been through.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Terrible idea I love it
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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