mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i think i have two assholes
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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