i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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