Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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