Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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