I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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