Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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