i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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