Swine flu. Run for my life!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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