Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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