I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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