You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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