what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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