She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
