i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
try to milk me bitch
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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