Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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