If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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