I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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