I wish i was in the wii world.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it glows. i had to have it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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