I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
