i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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