What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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