There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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