i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm always down for nudity.
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