every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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