Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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