There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
