So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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