Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm sobbing to NWA
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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