Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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