God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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