69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Holy shit dude........stairs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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