Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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