YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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