he thought i was a dude.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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