The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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