Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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