Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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