they need to just BURY HIM!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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