Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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