Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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