big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
