I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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