do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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