You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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