There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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