do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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