doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
wow bdsm is so cute
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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