I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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