so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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