some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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