Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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