I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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