I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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