she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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