If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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