I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize